"I'm gonna make that bitch my cupcake." - Bad Mommie


1. Winning 2. Cupcakes (Hula super secret term) 3. Winning 4. Flying monkeys 5. Winning 6. Yup...that's it. 7. Oh and Black, Dark black, Pitch black, Light black, black black and faded black.


1. Losing. 2. Losing. 3. Losing.


Volleyball, Softball, Snow Boarding, Roller Derby: Jet City, Roller Derby: Rat City, Seattle Derby Brat Coach, Jet City Coach.


There are two kinds of coaches: The ones that teach what's already been taught, and the ones that see weaknesses in the sport and invent solutions. I am the latter. Be proactive. Be inventive. Be the pack leader.