"How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable."

likes

Camo, La Croix, gently escorting spiders outside instead of killing them, possums, tofu

dislikes

Forgetting to drink water, accidentally wearing the wrong socks, when my pets won't let me hold them like the babies they are.

athletics

Running away from my problems

injuries

missing fingernails/toenails, concussion, bruised ego