"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well" -Andy Dwyer


Candy, Cats, and Coffee. Horror Movies and Harry Potter. Relating EVERYTHING to a song lyric or movie quote.


Paper cuts, people who don't put their shopping carts away, slow drivers in the left lane.


I did the sports and stuff. Soccer in junior high Field hockey, swimming, track and field in high school.


Originally from Amishville, Pennsyltucky- Home of the Dutchland Rollers (who originally sparked my interest in Roller Derby). I save animals by day and rag doll it through the pack for your entertainment by night.


Collection of bruises