“Veni, vidi, nates calce concidi. – I came, I saw, I kicked ass.”

likes

puppies, explosions, and horror movies

dislikes

Spiders, the cold, and rude people

athletics

I was a total klutz until I found roller derby (two years of falling on my but later....)

bio

My beauty is only matched by my brains.

injuries

One tweaked MCL, dislocated patella twice in the same knee, one minor concussion, one broken finger, several sprained ankles, and innumerous bruises and rink rashes.