"incomprehensible bird screeching" - Crash Smashum


Most things


Not as many things but dang wouldn’t it be cool if those things weren’t things?


Dungeons & dragons, collecting old/bad pastry books, and hosting brunch.

Athletic Background

Rollery hockey to icy hockey and now here we are at rollery derby

Derby History

2016-2019 Jet City 2019-2022 Rocky Mountain 2022-Current Can’t keep me away Jet City


Tsk tsk You can’t get my weaknesses from me that easily.

Favorite Thing About Derby

A fun time with fun people doing fun things.